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#76 LSBD

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 11:11 AM

View PostDewtey, on 31 July 2012 - 10:57 AM, said:

I was an Intel guy, but in the repair end of things.  Sometimes what you would call a TockRoach, and sometimes I'd have to make Service Calls in the field.  Always have been Identity challenged.  :D

my daughter is an intel weenie.  she left the FOB one time during our tour in Iraq.....on the flight home.  :D

I hope on my next deployment I can be a fobbit.  I spent waaay too much time outside the wire last time.  getting shot at and blowed up isn't nearly as exciting and cool as it looks in the movies.  all that gungho crappola is for the young guys who like to chase CABs (combat action badge).
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 11:16 PM

Dear friend,
I have only about a few months to live and I want you to Distribute my
funds fifty-eight million dollars $58,000,000(united states dollars) to charities.
reply me email on this email: robertpeters166@yahoo.com
call me on +44 7024096623
yours truly,
Robert peters
And now it's a food thread . . . .

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 05:19 AM

Distribute a bit of that to the Dewtey-Is-Poor charity.  I'm not greedy, 1%. will go a long, long ways.
... If you have to add anything to your coffee, it's not worth drinking to start with...

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:11 AM

Was at a construction site yesterday, and 2 young guys in a new pickup pulled up.  The box of their truck was full of new compressors and generators and such.

They had to unload the stuff right away and would make us a great deal on all or part of it.

didn't even bother to look at the merch, if it was new name brand stuff, it was most likely hot, if off brand crapola, then it was off brand crapola.  Either way, I wasn't interested.

And no one else on the lot was intersted either.

The guys picked up on our ennui real quick, and moved on rapidly.
And now it's a food thread . . . .

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 05:12 PM

ANTI- TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D..C. 20535-0001
  Payment Release Instruction From The Federal Bureau Of Investigation



Attention:,

FBI OFFICIAL NOTICE:


This is an official advice from the fbi foreign Remittance / telegraphic dept.,it has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released 15,500,000.00 US dollars into Bank of America in your name as the beneficiary, by inheritance means.


The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have Enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (s.t.d.p) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.


They are still, waiting for confirmation from you on the already Transferred funds which were made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payments are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities why must your payment be made in secret transfer, if your transaction is legitimate, if you are not a terrorist, then why did you not receive the money directly into your account; this is a pure coded, means of payment?


Records which we have had with this method of payment in the past Has always been related to terrorist acts, we do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account.


Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, the f.b.i bank commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $15,500,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (s.d.t.a). We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world.



We advice you contact us immediately, as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer (dist) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive from Nigeria are antiterrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents.
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We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund,because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean and legal money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in United State in your name, but right now we have ask the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them, unless we ask them to do so, because we have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask them not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds.



So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don't have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds, the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.



These Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don't have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom (U.K), because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by (H.S.B.C) Bank in London.



An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet, is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment,naturalization, or military service.


These Condition Is Valid until 7th Sept. 2012 after we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria.
Guarantee: funds will be released on confirmation of the document.

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Final Instruction;
1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee.
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds.
4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations.
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.


The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A.


An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country, i.e. Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.) .


Yours Faithfully,


Mr. Robert S. Mueller, III
Director Federal Bureau of Investigation
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group
CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF)
CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE  (UK)
CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC

#81 Drlingus

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 05:25 PM

UNITED NATIONS (FBI/IMF ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS,
UNITED-NATIONS INCONJUNCTION WITH THE (/IMF)
RE-UNION ASSISTED RECONCILIATION PROGRAMME DIRECTORATE
OF INTERNATIONAL CASH PAYMENT DELIVERY WITH IMMUNITY
CLEARANCE ON ALL YET UN-PAID FOREIGN OWED PAYMENT UNIT,
Our Ref: UN//IMF/UK-NG/APPROVED-PLAN/MAY-2012.
   SUB: IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA CASH DELIVERY.
Dear Beneficiary,

I am Barr: FREDERICK  MORGAN , the newly appointed director general in charge of approving & releasing all owed yet unpaid\Un-released foreign payments and also the special adviser to the United-Nation fighting against the un-necessary delays of beneficiaries yet unclaimed payment including yours which was recently discovered this week that has not yet been paid to you by the present GOVERNMENT after series of investigation conducted.
I am delighted whole heartedly to inform you that the contract/Inheritance panel of the UN, which just concluded its seating in London just released your (E-mail Id & Name) among the currently approved beneficiaries who are to benefit 100% from this very diplomatic immunity 2nd quarter payment of the year 2012. This panel was primarily delegated to investigate and to genuinely manipulate all owed debts and claims.

However, i wish to personally bring to your urgent notice, so that you will be aware that your yet unclaimed payment data's is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid and un-claimed owed debt in my department where i newly work as the new appointed (UN) lawyer in charge of approving & releasing of all yet unpaid debts recently recovered back by the (UN) office in London been our branch after discovering that your payment has been delayed un-necessary due to one reason or another while auditing was going on this week. Your own file was personally forwarded to my executive office by the chief auditors of the (UN) as an unclaimed fund.

At this moment, I wish to use this medium of communication to inform you that for the time being the (UN) has completely stopped further payment through bank to bank transfer, Atm Card, Bank Draft or Check Payment due to numerous petitions received from the united states home-land security, the FBI, IMF and other financial and security agencies to UK Government against our banks on wrong payment and diversion of innocent beneficiaries owed funds to a different account.

In this regards, I am going to use my good office now to send you your just approved part-payment in the tune of US$10M (Ten million United States Dollars Only) only by cash delivery to you via a special (UN) universal diplomatic delivery means to you. In process of doing that, I will personally secure every needed documents as the newly appointed lawyer representing the (UN) office now to cover the money including the affidavit to claim of this particular yet unclaimed payment from our federal high court here in London which will bestow the right and privilege to you as the rightful beneficiary who is to receive this payment after meeting up with the delivery requirement as the British law stipulate. All these will be done perfectly only on the condition that you will give me 10% of the funds we are about disbursing to you which is ONE million United States dollars only out of the US$10M you are to receive as soon as you receive the money.

Note: The money will be coming on 2 security proof trunk boxes. The boxes are already sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine by the management of this organization and I also want you to know that the management are not aware of my plans with you in this transaction, so you have to keep it a top secret until the cash delivery VIA universal diplomatic delivery as fund consignments (Two Security Proof Boxes of US$5M each) is delivered to you. This fund was brought to us from the World Bank special delegates because the funds itself was meant for our local afem market here in the UK.
But you don't have to worry for anything that need to be taking care of here in London, as this transaction is 100% risk free and will remain legit as long as you work with me transparently. The boxes are coming with a diplomatic agent assigned by the management of this organization by Diplomat" who will accompany the boxes to your house address or any address you will provide to me for the cash delivery. All you need to do now upon your willing acceptance on my condition, is to send to me a guarantee that you will give me 10% of the funds as soon as you receive the two boxes, as well as a reconfirmation of your full address and a direct/personal contact phone number. The diplomatic attached will travel with it.
He will call you immediately he arrives in your country's to update you and I hope you understand each and every point that I’ve made clear to you in this email message am sending you.

WARNNING/ADVISE: Please note carefully that any money requested from you by anybody,office,banks or group of people from Africa/Nigeria or any part of the world to receive your payment expect the United-Nation Appointed Commission Office (UK), presently in charge of recovering all un-necessary delayed yet unclaimed owed debts payments, whom the FBI, IMF and other financial agencies have irrevocably approved that should serve you better and ensure you receive your payment this time around, so kindly note that any money sent by you to any office in Africa/Nigeria is at your OWN RISK, so stay away from any other office, person or group of people and face only the United-Nation Appointed Approved Payment Disbursing High Commission Office only till your payment gets to you safely.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: for security reasons and to enable the both of us conclude this transaction successfully, note that the diplomat coming with the consignment boxes does not know the actual contents of the boxes he is to delivery to you. So what l and our accredited management will declare to him that is inside the consignment boxes is a sensitive photographic film material and classified high volume & confidential company's contract documents.
Also note categorically that, before I proceed with the next arrangement, you are advice to respond back to me immediately on email address, so we can talk and agree first before I seal this transaction with you and if you have any question to ask for more clarification before and remember to send the required information’s to my Email address and I will let you know how far I have gone with the arrangement. I will secure the diplomatic immunity clearance certificate that will be tagged on the boxes to make it stand as a diplomatic consignment. This clearance will make it pass every custom checking point without any hitch.

I need your urgent reply via my email address, because the boxes are schedule already to live immediately as soon as I hear from you today. You should confirm immediately you receive this message through my Email.
I am highly submitted and willing to serve you better whole-heartedly.

Congratulations Once AGAIN.
Highly Submitted.
Respectfully Yours in-service,
Barrister. FREDERICK  MORGAN
(UN) Human Right Activist

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 05:26 PM

Sounds like a couple that I got just this afternoon.

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 05:31 PM

Thank you Mr. Fix-it.

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 08:38 PM

Not falling for this crap proves that Drlingus is a cunning man .....


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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong.
No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first,
... and is waiting for it.


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Posted 25 September 2012 - 09:13 PM

And this one is supposedly from Thailand.

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Estimado Ganador Afortunado,

Anunciamos feliz a usted el resultado del sistema de votación electrónico E-mail de lotería Global sorteo celebrado hoy. Deseamos informarle de que su dirección de correo electrónico ha ganado $400,000.00USD del Programa Glo Mobile Office Lotería. Entonces, le recomendamos ponerse en contacto con su Oficial de Reclamo en Bangkok Tailandia, donde los números ganadores electorales caer de pago. Póngase en contacto con el Sr. Valiri Sapaporn vía e-mail a continuación

Nombre: Mr Valiri Sapaporn
E-mail: glolottery@yahoo.com
Tel. +66860163357

NOTA: ABAJO ES LA INFORMACIÓN NECESARIA ES USTED ENVIAR AL SR. VALIRI SAPAPORN: -

1. Nombre:
2. Segundo nombre:
3. Apellido:
4. dirección:
5. Ciudad:
6. Estado / Provincia:
7. Código Postal:
8. Nacionalidad:
9. edad:
10.Occupation:
11. Número de teléfono móvil:
12. Teléfono de la casa:
Número 13.Fax:

Felicitaciones del personal y gracias por ser parte de nuestro programa de correo electrónico de cuenta de usuario.

Atentamente,
Sra. Watikchi Henry Sriom
Ejecutivo (Glo Lotería Inc).
Ejecutivos Coordinadores (Glo Lotería Inc).
El primer ministro tailandés Yingluck Shinawatra

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Oh, and this is what Google Translate comes up with.

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Dear Lucky Winner,

Happily announce to you the result of the electronic voting system E-mail lottery draw held today Global. We wish to inform you that your email address has won $ 400,000.00 USD Glo Mobile Office Program Lottery. So, we recommend contacting your Official Claim in Bangkok Thailand, where the winning numbers fall election payment. Contact Mr. Valiri Sapaporn via email below

Name: Mr Valiri Sapaporn
E-mail: glolottery@yahoo.com
Tel 66860163357

NOTE: BELOW IS THE NECESSARY INFORMATION YOU SUBMIT TO MR. VALIRI SAPAPORN: -

1. Name:
2. Middle name:
3. surname:
4. address:
5. city:
6. State / Province:
7. Postal Code:
8. nationality:
9. age:
10.Occupation:
11. Mobile phone number:
12. Home Phone:
Number 13.Fax:

Staff Congratulations and thanks for being part of our email program user account.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Henry Sriom Watikchi
Executive (Glo Lottery Inc).
Executive Coordinators (Glo Lottery Inc).
Thai Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra


Edited by Dewtey, 25 September 2012 - 09:15 PM.

... If you have to add anything to your coffee, it's not worth drinking to start with...

In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


It's tough to learn from your past, if you keep re-writing history.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 09:26 PM

One more, and I'm off to bed.  Be sure to read the opening address carefully.

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GATE-WAY DELIVERY SERVICE
21 Alen Street,  Plot 34/35 Oshodi-Apapa Express
Way Off Murtala Muhammed International Airport
Lagos State ,
Nigeria


Good morning to you, I am Mr. Murice Bruce, Director Gate-Way Delivery Service, i write to inform you that we have your package here in our head office awaiting for delivery.


So you are to reconfirm to us your full data to enable us release your package tracking number and also dispatch your package to your home address.


Please note that your urgent response is well needed, to enable us complete the delivery of your package.


Name:
Address:
Phone Number:
Passport for Identification:
Nearest Airport:


We shall wait to hear from you in receipt of this mail.

For further Details/Inquiries please contact via phone: +2348093393937

Best regards:


Dr. Murice Bruce
Director
Gate-Way Delivery Service.
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In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


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Posted 26 September 2012 - 02:06 PM

Spanish/Portuguese out of the Phillipines I could buy, but not out of Thailand
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong.
No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first,
... and is waiting for it.


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Posted 30 September 2012 - 11:22 AM

Woo Hoo!!!  Hillary is doing me a good deed!!!  :rofl:


Attention: Sir/Madam
  

I wish to use this medium and my office to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD10,500,000.00 only from CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA has been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via ATM CARD only which you will use in withdrawing your funds in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$5,000 Only.

  
The United States government has mandated the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER. Therefore You are advised to contact the Head of ATM CARD Department of the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA for further instructions on how to dispatch your ATM CARD to you.
  

Name: REV FR EDWIN JONES
DIRECTOR ATM DEPARTMENT OF CBN
Phone: 234-806-812-3461
Email: redwinjones@yahoo.cn

  
NOTE: Tell REV FR EDWIN JONES that you received a message from OFFICE OF THE U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER you will use in withdrawing your funds. Please make sure you send him your direct phone number, valid I.D or Passport and contact address where you want him to send the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER. Note that you will have to take care of the shipment and insurance charges for the delivery of your ATM CARD to your address which will cost you ONLY $250 of according to what he told us when I asked him about the charges. Most importantly, I will like you to understand that the charges cannot be deducted from your fund because it had been endorsed by Nigerian and American government. So do not expect them or even ask them to conduct any kind of deduction.

  
I am very sorry for the delay you have gone through in the past years. This office was obliged to intervene in this matter after receiving a notice from the logistics department of the CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA regarding the irregularities on the release of your funds to you.
  

Thanks for adhering strictly to these instruction and once congratulations.

  
Best Regards,
  
Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
U.S. Secretary Of State
... If you have to add anything to your coffee, it's not worth drinking to start with...

In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:08 AM

I got one the other day claiming to be from the FBI.  apparently someone from overseas had tried to deposit a large sum of $$$$ into my account and they were holding it until I sent them my account info for verification.  yeah right.  nice try but no cigar.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:29 PM

Does it not occur to anyone with hacker skills, that zorching the pinheads that send these missives would be FUN ??
And now it's a food thread . . . .

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 10:33 AM

Too bad I don't have any of those skills you mentioned, VOG.

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From: mrslinda1950@live.com

Subject:  wired transaction ID : 1010253822148.

Reply to:  naationalsecuritdept@gmail.com   (No, that's not a typo... - dewtey)

   From:   National Security Agency (N.S.A)
            United State of America
             Crime Fighters



This is National Security Agency,  American's alliance prospect, attached  to fight and minimize  crime , we work in line with Federal Bureau of Investigation F.B.I.



Be informed that you have given three  working days extension to provide the required documents needed by Federal Reserve Bank to released the deposit  of  us$10.5million  in your account, We work in affiliation with FBI  and Homeland Security to carried  out the required duty as mandated. we need mentioned  document as soon as possible to enable all the concern Government Authorities to perform  the ratification of the transfer you are about to received from Federal Reserve Bank to your account.


A  proper documentation of this transfer  is important for  security of  our country and world at large.


Original Fund Identification Record Certificate (O.F.I.R.C} is only proof Requested by Federal Reserve Bank to released the Deposit of US$10.5M to your account.




Listen very carefully If after this Three Days  grace you did  not get back to us with the  mentioned document National Security Agency  shall consider this money as an act of terrorism, money laundering . then  Our security men will  head to your City  to apprehend you and bring you in for further interrogation.to help you secure the mentioned  documents Contact  Mark Kojo  on Tel +234-8169609435 or  email  markkojo2@yahoo.com  for  acquisition of  Document which will vacillate for immediate  release of the us$10.5million to your account.


Contact Person: Mark Kojo
E mail.address:   markkojo2@yahoo.com
Telephone: +234-8169609435
Office Address: 15A Awolowo !Road, Ikoyi, Lagos.Nigeria.



This US$10.5Million will be transferred into your bank account within two working days  you secure FUND IDENTIFICATION RECORD CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from Nigeria where the US$10.5M was originated.

After providing the document National Security Agency  will authorize Federal Reserve Bank to transfer  us$10.5million into your bank account  because with provision of this required document we will  clear the fund to be released in your account.



We need this Fund Identification Record clearance Certificate as a proof to the below frozen wired transaction ID : 1010253822148 and  Be informed that You do not have any rights to receive these US$10.5Milion UNTIL YOU SECURE Fund Identification Record clearance Certificate.


Note you don't have all the time in the world and  delay is dangerous.

Mr. Brian Bluckwall
For: National Security Agency (NSA)
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In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:23 AM

Woo Hoo!  I've got a blind date!!!  Hmm, maybe not.  From and reply to addresses different, plus the 'To' has Undisclosed Recipients.  Hooker trying to increase her mailing list?  Jilted BF?  Not gonna play.

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Hello my dear,

I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you,
but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Doris ,I just went Through your
profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you,I will also like
to Know more about, you can send an email to my email address so that I can send you more
details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, what matters is love

Yours Doris
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In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


It's tough to learn from your past, if you keep re-writing history.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:33 AM

View PostDewtey, on 18 October 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Woo Hoo!  I've got a blind date!!!  Hmm, maybe not.  From and reply to addresses different, plus the 'To' has Undisclosed Recipients.  Hooker trying to increase her mailing list?  Jilted BF?  Not gonna play.

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Hello my dear,

I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you,
but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Doris ,I just went Through your
profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you,I will also like
to Know more about, you can send an email to my email address so that I can send you more
details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, what matters is love

Yours Doris

maybe if you reply, she will send you a price list  ;)
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:54 AM

Doris:

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And now it's a food thread . . . .

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 09:54 AM

Not that desperate.
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Posted 20 October 2012 - 11:55 AM

From Secret Sale:


Here's a secret: Many eBay items have two prices - the public price posted on eBay and a secret sale price 20-50% lower. As a long-time, trusted eBay buyer, we invite you to get the secret sale prices.

Fewer than 1% of all eBay buyers are invited to join our eBay-approved SecretSale program. Joining gives you exclusive access to eBay listings offering these secret sale prices. This is the only invitation you will get and your invitation expires in 48-hours.
And now it's a food thread . . . .

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Posted 20 October 2012 - 12:05 PM

Gotta wonder how much that 'information' is gonna run you a month...  :(
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Posted 20 October 2012 - 12:18 PM

They get access to your Paypal account to issue refunds.

Yeah, right.
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Posted 10 November 2012 - 12:47 PM

Sometimes these thing just get despicable.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:03 AM

I've been invited to join the Illuminati!!!!  :laugh:

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It’s an opportunity that every human desire to have. We open door of acceptance once in ten years, and few are chosen. I really congratulate you for this great offer on your door step. We choose, people don’t choose us. You can be among the chosen this year, your information as when with us for some period . The great association as been in existence since 1775 named great ILLUMINATI. What does this mean? Who are the Illuminati? They are, in essence, a cartel of international bankers and industrialists based in Western Europe and North America. The names of certain families persist over long periods of time. Some of the most important names are Rothschild, Rockefeller, Morgan, Lazard, Warburg, Schroder and Schiff.
  

We make people great and we rule the world. The world leaders are members. When you accept this offer you will have the opportunity to be great and dine with great men from different nations. We rule every social part of the world, music, sports and politics, the second essential component is control of the media. It is controlled through business fashion. We choose men with potentials and we made them what they are today. We are here for you to make your dream come through; if you dream it you can achieve it.
    

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You'd think that if it were really the Illuminati, they'd already have the info they are asking for...  :whistle:
... If you have to add anything to your coffee, it's not worth drinking to start with...

In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.  Edgar Rice Burroughs - A Princess of Mars.


It's tough to learn from your past, if you keep re-writing history.




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